Ten commandments for elite O_o
1 Never admit you have no idea what you’re talking about.
2 Never have a good word to say about anyone else but yourself.
3 Join every group that will let you join. After a few weeks have passed, quit & claim they aren’t good enough to merit your presence.
4 Always shift the blame to someone else. “It’s not my fault” should become 2nd nature to you.
5 Always have nasty things to say about your so called friends behind their backs.
6 Hate as many people as possible.
7 Start as many rag wars as humanly possible. When your up against intelligent people (As on Adventurers Tavern, 1982-1986. RIP), and losing your end of the war. Say “This is stupid and childish, even if I did start it”, and stop posting.
8 When someone becomes pushy and openly challenges your lack of knowledge about something. Say “I know the answer, but you’re not elite enough, so I can’t tell you”.
9 If anyone still dares to question you then threaten them with tough things like getting someone to turn their phones off, or charge 10 billion toilets on their mothers credit card. (It doesn’t matter whether or not you actually know how to do this, or know anyone else who will do it for you. This is a favorite tactic of ELITE!@ phreak groups like L0D!!@#1!.) If all else fails began chanting “Cable throw, Cable throw, Cable throw” or if you are a pirate: make a frightening rag page on them in your next Copya crack.
[ Warning: Be sure to only use this on a fellow ELITE!@#1! phreak, pirate or equivalent ignorant person. Anyone else will laugh at you & tell you to fuck off. Only adding to the questioning of your massive eliteness. ]
10 Make as big a fool of yourself as is possible. Display your ignorance and stupidity in a manner that will make itself noticible to the modem community at large. If you are a aspiring elite pirate, get your name on as many copya cracks as fast as possible. Or if you are a up and coming elite phreak, start up your own little world (or join someone else who has already done this, such as LOD), refuse to see anyones viewpoint but your own, & declare yourselves mega-elite.
Remember: When in doubt, repeat to yourself the sacred chant: “I am elite, I can’t be wrong, I am elite, I am always right and know everything”, repeat until your confidense is restored (Humming, or accompanyment by a choir, is optional).
Also be certain to rag on anyone who displays any kind of knowledge about anything, and is not currently ELITE!@# If he’s not elite, he can’t be right. After all, everyone in the universe cares about the “elite hierarchy!”, its what makes the world go around!@#21!!!!
National Enlightener! in original text file.
Original Text at http://www.textfiles.com/100/elite.cmd
